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Meg. 22. INFP. New Orleanian. Scrippsie. Seattlite-in-training. If you're interested, check out my about me or just follow me! Queries for asks, and letters for submits!
Current obsession: Fitzsimmons because FEELINGS
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2014 so far 

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

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heckayeah:

american sex ed

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tags: accurate, sigh,

Oh my God. My Sleepy Hollow OTP! MY SLEEPY HOLLOW OTP HAS RETURNED TO ME!

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What?! That was supposed to be her!”
“And this is why S.H.I.E.L.D. is on top, right?”

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Anonymous asked:
But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*

shavingryansprivates:

digatisdi-deactivated20140324:

Please be joking

port o’ rico



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misandry-mermaid:

brainstatic:

horsesforfraublucher:

mensrightsactivism:

A Voice for Men, a men’s rights site that is most notable for being featured as a hate site by the Southern Poverty Law Center, is currently hosting a conference on men’s issues in Detroit.

The images above are direct quotes of what some of the speakers at this men’s rights conference have said.

Sit back and marvel at the newest human rights movement.

Thanks to both David Futrelle at We Hunted The Mammoth for the excellent article that inspired this post and whey_ over at the againstmensrights subreddit for making the above images.

Please share this post far and wide so everyone knows exactly what men’s rights activists believe!

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That’s actually one of the tamer Warren Farrell quotes. He actually said that incest victims enjoy it.

And not for nothing, but Karen Straughan was “awakened” to misandry when her son’s school put him in the remedial class when she KNEW he was a genius.

And Erin Pizzey thinks the FBI is run by feminists who also shot her dog.

Reblogging again for that last comment.

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tags: misogyny, NOPE,

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via winterfellsqueen)



divergent-ravenclaw-of-athena asked:
For the story ideas thing would you consider doing the both-jumping-into-a-pile-of-leaves-thing for FitzSimmons? Oh, and just saying, I really, really love your work (just thought I'd let you know :D). Thanks for taking time to read this!

quibbler:

This was kind of fun to write. :)

It isn’t that Leo Fitz hates autumn. Not at all, actually—he prefers the slight chill in the air, the way the leaves turn from green to orange and red and yellow. It looks nicer and there aren’t as many bugs trying to eat him alive, but no one would be able to tell he didn’t hate the season from the scowl on his face. He’s been put on probation at work because his boss doesn’t recognise a genius idea when it stares him in the face, even if it meant that something sort of caught fire.
The park is surprisingly uncrowded for such excellent weather, but Fitz is secretly glad there are less people to witness his petulance—less people to annoy him with the simplest of things. Someone must have recently raked the falling leaves because there are several large piles and he thinks maybe it’s best to take out his frustration on leaves rather than people. He kicks the one closest and watches as leaves go flying.
He might be grinning. Only a little.
Fitz approaches the next one and kicks—
"OUCH. HEY!"
He jumps back and withdraws his foot because it collided with something solid and yelling and he kind of wants to run the other way, but it would be suspicious so he might as well stay to apologise. “Oh, fucking—I’m sorry!”
A head pops out of the pile of leaves and Fitz blinks rapidly. She must be at least his age—what is she doing, jumping into leaf piles?—and she’s kind of breathtakingly gorgeous, even with pieces of dead leaf sticking out of her hair and a massive frown on her face. She glares and he takes a step back. “What in the world do you think you’re doing?!”
He pauses before frowning, resting his hands on his waist. “Me? What were you doing jumping into the leaves?”
"I was enjoying myself, thank you very much, didn’t you see the blue coat and very much solid person?"
"You were completely sunken in, how was I supposed to know someone was going incognito in the park?"
She huffs and he holds out his hand to help her up, his cheeks reddening, though whether from anger or embarrassment, he couldn’t tell. She climbs out of the pile and lets go of his hand to brush off the leaves clinging to her jacket and sticking in her hair. “Thank you, I suppose. I’ll have a bruise from your foot to my side.”
He sighs. “I’m sorry, really. It’s been a rough day.” She’s looking at him expectantly and in a spectacular display of courage, he speaks again. “Could I get you a coffee to make up for it?”
She pauses, and he’s sort of glad the offer is out there now, even if she doesn’t take it, but then she smiles. “Oh, why not?”